What does happen to polar bears if they sit on ice too long
Polaroids
My friend Sigmund fell while walking on ice yesterday.
He had a Freudian slip.
When my car is sliding on ice,
I feel unstoppable!
Did you hear the tagline for the new show: "6th Sense on Ice"?
Icey dead people
I went to see Walt Disney on ice
It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer.
As an adult I think I understand why Mr. Freeze got so upset when he had to put his wife, Nora, on Ice
After all no one likes cold Fries.
Robert Mueller has uncovered that Donald Trump dropped Quaaludes with the entire USSR hockey team prior to their stunning defeat to the US at the 1980 Olympics "Miracle on Ice" in Lake Placid, NY. So what's the crime in that?
He quaalluded with the Russians
A guy approaches a girl at a bar:
"How heavy is a polar bear?" The guy says "oh ive heard this one, heavy enough to break the ice" the girl smugly answers "Thats stupid, it lives on ice you moron. A fully grown polar bear is about 450 kilograms.
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