"Now that I have created man and woman there are still two traits left. Each sex gets one." God starts. "First one is ability to pee while standing up."
"I want that one. I want that one." Adam yelled. "OK" God said and Adam went running on beach. "Look what I can do" he yelled as he was maki...
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Dad, a girl invited me over to her house
"Oh that is great, Billy. But you should be careful, you are young and an STD or unwanted pregnancy is going to be devastating. Please, remember to wear a condom if the situation arises... Actually, no. I don't trust you, son. Put it on right now, because at the heat of the moment you will forget." ...
Two Irish priests decided to go on a vacation to Barcelona.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach...
BILL GATES IN HELL
Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".
First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Pet...