Sven and Ole are asked to identify a body. (Sad to discover after Googling that this will be a repost, but I was recently told this by my 86 y/o Wisconsinite grandmother and wanted to share.)
So Sven and Ole get a sad call to learn that their good friend, Anders, has passed away and they need to identify the body.
When they get to the morgue, Sven goes in first. The doctor uncovers the body and Sven says, “Aww gee, that sure looks like Anders...could ya flip him over and spread h...
Lena is listening to the news as she makes dinner…
It’s rush hour around St. Paul and she knows Ole will be on his way home from the office. As she’s putting things in the oven, she hears a story about a car going the wrong way on the interstate! She immediately calls Ole to let him know he needs to be careful.
“Ole, are you headed home soon?...
Rubbing Together
Ole went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”
Ole said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are...
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