The two husbands sit in the front seat, and the two wives in the rear. The driver asks "Where should we go"? The other gentleman says "We had some great fish the other day". "Where was that?" comes the reply. The passenger gets a confused look on his face. He thinks for a bit and says "Give me the n...
Two older couples were having breakfast.
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's its name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns...
Two older couples are hanging out together.
While the ladies are talking in the kitchen, Jim said, "Bill, we ate at a really good restaurant the other night. The food was good, the prices were reasonable, and the service was excellent."
Bill replied, "Oh yeah? What's the name of the place, I've been looking for a new restaurant."...
Two older couples are having dinner
and afterwards when the wives get up to get dessert, one husband says to the other, "you should go to the restaurant we went to last night, it was great!" "Sure" says the other, "what's the name?" The first replies, "Um, what do you call the flower with red petals and thorns on it?" "a rose" said th...
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Name That Restaurant
Two older couples are preparing to go out to dinner. They met at one of the couples home for a pre dinner cocktail. While the two women were conversing in the kitchen, the men were talking in the living room. One man says to the other ‘oh, we went to a really nice restaurant last week, but I can’t f...
Would you pass the tea?
Three older couples were having afternoon tea.
The first husband turns to his wife and says, "Can you pass the honey, Honey?"
Not to be outdone, the second husband turns to his wife and says, "Can you pass the sugar, Sugar?"
Feeling rather amorous, the third wife turns t...
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