A old TV psychic is given a question in an envelope and asked for the answer to said question without opening the envelope. The psychic holds it up to his head, concentrates, and says "The Answer! Is! 'Perpetuate!'"
Then, the old psychic opens the envelope to read the note inside out loud to the studio audience and says, "The Question! Is! How does a Chinese deli charge their customers...?!"
Funny variations of this tough guy quote
"Some people are like an old TV
They need to be hit a few times before they get the picture"
"Some people are like pasta
They're hard until things get heated and then they go soft"
And that's all I've got, if you have any share below.
English teacher: What is the first thing you do if you become ill?
Foreign student: I go to bed.
English teacher: No, before that?
Foreign student: I take off my clothes, of course!
English teacher: No, no, do you visit the doctor?
Foreign student: No! No doctors! I don't like doctors! My uncle went to doctor with chest pain, doctor said...
Two english hunter types are sitting in a hospital waiting room
The first fellow says "I believe it's 'whoooom!'"
The other chap replies "no, no ,no - it's definitely 'WHHOOM!' "
A nurse passes by, hearing the conversation. She pauses, and tells the gents "actually , it's pronounced 'womb' "
To that, the first gent s...
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