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Old Soldier Jokes

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Old soldier

An old soldier is standing around at a party looking lonely. A pretty young woman comes up and says hi and asks why he looks so sad. He replies, "I haven't had sex since 19.40". She looks shocked, smiles and says, "we can fix that" and off they go for a quickie. They both return to the party and the...

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Two old soldiers were talking......

The first one says, "I remember the first time I parachuted from a plane. It was scary."

The second old soldier says, "I was scared too, and we had a really mean jump instructor."

"How was he mean?"

"Well, I get to the door of the plane and I tell him I'm too scared to jump out....

Two old soldiers are reflecting during a visit to the town where they grew up.

The first soldier had had both arms amputated at the elbow following after the war, and the second both legs at the knee.

After a while of gazing upon old buildings and storefronts, the men come across a statue in the town park; the statue shows signs of age and neglect.

The second rem...

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