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Old People's Jokes

flasher in an old people's home.

A flasher goes into an old people's home and goes upto an old lady , pulls his jacket open and shouts "superdick ".
The old lady says "what was that, I can't hear you ".
A little bit louder the flasher again shouts "superdick ".
Again the old lady says "speak up".
Finally the flasher sho...

Puppet theatre in old people's home.

Puppet \[hidden person speaking\]: "IS EVERYBODY HERE?"

Old people, chorus: "Yes!"

Puppet: "But not for long!"

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An old man seems very happy at the old people's home...

..his daughter asks him how its all going. He replies "Fine"
"Are you sleeping ok?" she enquires.
"Oh yes," he replies, " very well - every evening they give me a cup of warm cocoa and a viagra... I sleep as sound as anything!"
The daughter thinks this is a little odd but decides not to com...

When you gas an old people's home .....

Silence of the nans

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