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Old Newspaper Jokes

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers

The Times are rough

I found some old newspaper with clippings.

Toenails, I think.

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

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The Story of Ivan Ivanavich (Warning: long)

There once was a man from the Ukraine named Ivan Ivanavich. Now Ivan and his family were dirt poor, in fact they were so poor, that they had to sell the cockroaches and rats they found in their hovel to make some spare change to to feed their many family members. One day Ivan decided it was time to ...

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