Old Man And Woman Jokes

The old man gets horny and decides to wake up his wife
He says “ If you wanna have sex with me shake my dick one time, if you don’t wanna have sex with me then shake it a hundred times”

...even though they hated each other.

When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most: **“When I die, I will dig my way up out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the r... read more