Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm...
I’m the CIEIO
Old MacDonald had OCD
EE II O
Old Macdonald...
...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.
I just accepted a senior management position on the old MacDonald farm
I'm the CIEIO
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Old Macdonald had tourettes
E I E I CUNT.
Old MacDonald had a toy store...
GI GI Joe
What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald?
E I E, I owe
Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...
E-I-E-I-O.
Old MacDonald is up to something. He keeps typing the lyrics to his song as "E-I-E-I-o".
I just can't trust a guy with shift-E-I's.
ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!
Old MacDonald has became the owner of a bunch of new farms......
He has now became the CEIEIO
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were on Sale of the Century
It was a close game, and it came down to a three-way tie breaker, so the host said "I want you to finish the song title, and spell it out for me. Old MacDonald had a What?"
The American, quick as a flash, hit his buzzer and said "Ranch. R-A-N-C-H".
"Good spelling, but that's the wrong ...
Two basketball recruits are taking a college entrance exam.
The coach says,” men all you have to do is finish this sentence and you’re admitted to school. “
He continues, “Old MacDonald had a _____?”
One of the jocks thinks for a moment and proudly says,” Old MacDonald had a farm.”
The other says, “Yea but how do you spell farm?”
...
Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam.
If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week.
The exam was “fill in the blank” and the last question read, “Old MacDonald had a_____.” Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one r...
Two of the Trump children were cheating on an exam..
The first question was "Old MacDonald had a ______." Eric tried to see Tiffany's paper, couldn't, so whispered "Tiffany, what's the answer to number 1?" She rolled her eyes and said "You are the stupid one of the family. It's Old MacDonald had a farm, everyone knows that." "Oh right!" said Eric....
When Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised.
But when Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.
Farmers Alzheimer’s
Old Macdonald had Alzheimer’s e I e I o With a quack quack here and a quack quack there here a quack there a quack every ware a quack quack , e I e I o With a quack quack here and a quack quack there here a quack there a quack every ware a quack quack , e I e I o With a quack quack here and a qua...
Spelling bee
A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee.
"Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker.
He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?"
"Sure," the moderator said. "It is a...
Three rednecks appeared on a Quiz show - Jim-bob, Bubba and Hank.
Somehow they made it to the final question worth $50,000. The TV host said to Jim-Bob, "I will sing a song, leave 1 word out. You must say the word and spell it ...Here it is - Old McDonald had a ....?
Jim-bob answers, "Cow, I spell it - C-O-W."
The host says, "You spelled cow ri...
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