It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.
A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," replied the old man. ...
An old german fisherman always brought his boat in with perfect lobsters
(Helps if you know a couple of German words). Two young fisherman admired his skill as they struggled to catch half the quality and quantity he did.
One day the old fisherman came back looking furious and with an empty boat. One of the young men called out "What's the matter, did you say ...
An old fisherman and his wife ate fish every day...
An old fisherman and his wife lived in a remote outport and they ate fish every day. One day, the fisherman said, "Dear, I'm sick of fish. A big grocery store opened in the town that's 40 miles away, I'm going there to buy something different for dinner."
So the fisherman goes to the grocery ...
The wise old fisherman.
An 80 year old bloke called Ross loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, fl...
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An old fisherman suspected his wife of cheating, so he hired a private investigator...
This is a long one, so bear with me.
The fisherman and his wife lived in Saint John’s, Newfoundland and he made his living by going out into the ocean to net cod under the watchful eye of his captain.
In those days, the best fishing was to be found far out on the banks very far from...
A joke my dad told me today
Two old fishermen are fishing under a bridge. A funeral procession passes over the bridge. One of the old fishermen stands up, takes his hat off and bows his head.
The second old fisherman says “Wow, that was really respectful of you to do.”
The first old fisherman says “Thanks, it’s t...
A young man wishes to purchase a fish
So he approaches the town fisherman at the market. With his pockets full of cash, he can't wait to buy a delectable salmon from the highly recommended old man.
The fisherman sees the young man approaching and asks what he can do for him.
The young man holds out a handful of bills and ...
A father and son are on a fishing trip...
They’re going around the world fishing for a list of rare and unusual fish. They’ve divvied up which fish each is to catch. The dad catches a zebrafish, the son catches a catfish, the dad catches an elephantfish, the son catches a hagfish, and so on.
It’s the son’s turn and he has to catch a ...
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