Old Enough To Jokes

I brought it home and unpackaged it. I carefully read the instructions, ran my hand over the material. It was a strange feeling. I didn't expect I'd ever reach the point of using one. I fiddled with it a bit, then checked the hole. The thing was wide enough for my whole arm! But I inflated it anyway... read more

But if you look at who we have to vote for, you could use a drink.

but young enough to do it anyway.

Mr. Daniels: No, Jenny, I am not! It wasn't funny when Ben Franklin said it, and it's not funny when you say it!

Old enough to mount ;)

She's old enough to order 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for $19.95 if she calls 1-800-441-2400. When she calls, they'll include the bonus Elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger Poster with her order.

A boy comes over to his father one day, and says "Daddy! Is it true that we come from dust?" "Yes, that's true, son" says the father. "And daddy," continues the boy "is it true that when we die we go back to being dust?" "Yes, that's also true son" says the Daddy.
"If that's the case, Daddy, then... read more

It means hip-hop is now old enough to complain about today’s youth being corrupted by hip-hop.

Not the White House.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?"

asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?"

asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?"

asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind"... read more

but then he said nah I'm just kitten

Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...

A "suave" defense! (For those old enough to understand).

Comes home really happy.

His wife asks:

**Wife**: Hey, why such a smile on your face?

**Husband**: Can you imagine? They refused to believe there that I am old enough to get a pension. In the end, I opened my shirt and showed them the white hair on my chest, only then did they b... read more

A mom and her daughter were taking a cab across town. On the way, they drove by a couple of ladies of the night, standing on a corner, provocatively dressed and looking for business. The inquisitive little girl asked, “Mom, what are those ladies doing there?” The mom replied, “They’re waiting for a ... read more

I opened it and he said, "My daughter came back home crying and penniless because of you!"

"Sir?" I asked.

"When you told me she was old enough to move out of our house, I was skeptical..."

"Yes, sir"

"But you talked to me man to man, looked me in the eye and told me you ... read more

A mosquito got old enough to fly on his own, when he came back his mother was happily waiting for him.

\-"How was your first flight, my dear?" The mother asked.

\-"Amazing." He answered "Everyone thought I was doing great!"

\-"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"

\-"Well,... read more

One doesn't drink by faith, and the other isn't old enough to drink.

The father, thought for a moment and said "you're old enough to learn about this"

So they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized asks "what about Eeyore and Piglet?"

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I went to the checkout at tescos after getting a sandwich and crisps. They young girl asked me if I wanted to go for drink! I was shocked and said:”young lady I am old enough to be your granddad”. She look at me and said:”the drink is part of the meal deal”. I had never been so embarrassed.

He’s old enough to live by himself now.

The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better.