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Two old couples have dinner together...

...and afterwards, the wives go into the kitchen to make coffee while the husbands sit chatting at the table.

"So, Frank, you been eating out at all?"

"Yeah, we went to a new restaurant last week--you'd love it!"

"Really? What is it called?"

"Oh, gosh, me and my memory.....

Old Couples in Love

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy addressed his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they appeared still very clearly ...

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life

They had a good time. One day, one of the men, Harry, started talking about a fantastic restaurant. He went to this restaurant the other night with his wife.
“Really?” one of the men said, “What’s it called?”
Harry thinks for a few seconds and says, “What are those good-smelling flowers called...

Two old couples are going for a walk.

The women are up ahead and the guys are about 50 feet behind them. One guy says "We went to a really nice restaurant last week. I wish I could remember the name of it. What's the name of that flower? Smells nice, has thorns on the stem."

"A rose?"

"Yeah, that's it. ROSE, WHAT'S THE N...

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