What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires a tweetment and one requires an oinkment.
Pig medication
What do pigs apply for dry skin? Oinkment.
What do you call medicine that you give to pigs?
Oinkment
What do you put on a bacon grease burn?
Oinkment.
"Doctor, Doctor, I think I've got the swine flu."
"Here's an oinkment to make it better."
What do pigs put on their skin to get rid of acne?
Oinkment
What do you apply to a sore pig's nose?
Oinkment
What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?
Oinkment!
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