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Oh deer...

One even, husband came home from a day of hunting and brought home a deer. He suggested to his wife that she should cook the deer meat but don't tell the kids what's for dinner. Wife agrees and cooks the deer meat.

Later that evening the husband, wife and the kids, all gather at the table for...

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Oh deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer?

A: No eye deer

Q:What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

A: Still no eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?

A: Still no fucking eye deer

Oh deer

A 911 operator gets a call.

"911, what's the emergency?"

"Oh man oh man oh man"

"Calm down, sir. What has happened?"

"I shot Bill. I think it's bad. He's bleeding all over the place"

"You shot him?"

"Yes yes yes. I shot him. Didn't mean to! My rifle slipped ...

What did Bambi say when he almost got hit by a car?

Oh deer!

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What did the man say when he ran over a deer with his car?

Fuck.



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