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Often Used Jokes

Did you know that music is often used to help advance in the fermentation of cheese.

The most popular genre in use today is R & Brie.

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The latest studies show the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position

The husband sits up and begs...

And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.

You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?

I often used to jokingly say that there are too many people, we need a new plague.

This current one is just not working.

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The history of the middle finger

I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory ov...

A few years ago, in the Boston area,

A large number of crows were found dead on the sides of the road. Ornithologists, were afraid of a new strain of Avian Flu, so they collected a few bodies to perform autopsies on. They ended up finding paint chips on every single one of the birds, so they analyzed them, and found that they were fro...

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