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The Office Party

Bob woke up with an intense hangover and his wife was staring at him angrily.

She asked, β€œDo you remember what happened last night at the office party?”

Bob answered groggily, β€œNo.”

His wife said, β€œYou got drunk then proceeded to insult your employees and y...

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John woke up after the annual office party...

...with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I t...

I was at an office party last night.

They played the Twist and I twisted, they played Jump Around and I jumped around. Unfortunately, I was asked to leave when they played Come on Eileen

Yesterday my friend came out as a cross dresser by wearing a mini skirt to his office party.

That showed a lot of balls.

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A guy who used to work for me said he and his wife could pick me up at my house so we could drive to an office party together.

About an hour before they were supposed to arrive I got a text from him.

*Love - what are you wearing? Would you like me to bring you a dress?*

I read it twice before realizing he obviously meant to send it to his wife and not to me.

He was mortified.

I would not have tea...

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