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Off The Leash Jokes

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A woman is out walking her dog...

A woman is out walking her dog by the canal, close to the University. She decides to let it off the leash to stretch its paws. It's at this horrendous moment that it bolts straight into the canal and begins to drown.

Luckily, a German exchange student was having a stroll at the time, and dive...

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A man with a speaking problem walks into a bakery...

A man with a speaking problem walks into a bakery, and asks the chef ''May I please have a bum?'' the chef has no idea what he means, so suggests ''Did you mean bun?'' The man nods and buys a bun.

The man then walks into a hardware store, ''One fuckit please!'' he exclaims. The shop owner is ...

A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash.

He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man standing outside of it leaning on the gatepost & smoking a pipe who is looking very curiously at the pit bull.

Farmer:- "Bejaysus, what kind of dog is that??....NEVER seen one like it before!!"

Texan:- "Well sir, this here is what you cal...

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