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Oddly Specific Jokes

Oddly Specific Historical Humour

Below is the program for the November 7th, 1917 performance of the Bolshoi Ballet:



Dance

Dance

Revolution

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What do politicians and my gf have in common?

They both are fucking liars (I know this is oddly specific, Iā€™m not ok right now)

A geologist was driving down a country road

A geologist was driving down a country road when he saw this beautiful rock formation. He pulled over to get a closer look. As he was admiring the rock, an old farmer drove up. The geologist asked if he knew how long the rock had been here.

The farmer says "in fact, I do! It's a million and ...

Dad joke

Dad: "What time do we need to leave to catch the movie?"

Kid: "I don't know. 5:30, 6?"

Dad: "5:36? That's an oddly specific time."

A tour guide at Giza was explaining how the Pyramids were 10,002 years old.

Someone in the crowd asked, "That's oddly specific, are you sure of that date."

"Well, yes, quite sure, I was told they were 10,000 years old when I started working here 2 years ago."

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