Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”
Me: “I don’t know; how many?”
Son: “Ten tickles.”
Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.”
Son: “Huh?”
Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tel...
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Dad jokes for Father's Day
As its Father's Day (in Australia at least), here's a thread for all our favourite Dad Jokes
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles
Happy Dad Joke Day!
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A few I picked up...
JOKES!
A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five drinks please"
What begins with a " C" ends with a "T" has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle.
Coconut
What do dentists call their X-rays?
Toothpicks
Dir...
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