UPJOKE

The OceanGate tragedy is not funny.

Sub humans.

They just discovered the cause of the implosion

OceanGate was purchasing materials for the vessel and misunderstood the term "substandard".

Did you hear about the OceanGate company that lost the Titan sub?

Apparently their business is going under.

What kind of cheese did OceanGate serve on its sub?

The Brie

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The CEO of OceanGate can seem like a jerk sometimes.

But deep down he's a good guy.

I was going to short the stock of OceanGate .

Too late now, it couldn’t get any lower.

I told a joke about the Oceangate submersible today, and someone told me it was too dark.

To which I replied, “Well, yeah…it’s two-and-a-half miles underwater.”

I've seen similarities drawn between the founder of OceanGate and John Hammond, but there is one huge difference.

Hammond spared no expense.

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