UPJOKE

I’m in Ocean Beach and a homeless man just told me this joke.

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out.

A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs.

Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from
Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him.

The English woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave
him a nice warm hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said...

Yo mumma’s so fat

The ocean beaches on her.

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