An orchestra conductor calls 911. “Help! My oboe player swallowed his reed! What do I do?”
The 911 operator says “Simple. Have a muted trumpet cover the part.”
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Four musicians are arguing about who gives the best blowjobs in the band.
The first says, “Clarinet players are the best, because they can put so much in their mouth and still play beautifully.”
The second says, “No, it’s flute players! They can handle the mouthpiece sensitively while still using their fingers.”
The third still disagrees, and says “It’s oboe...
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