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O Christmas Tree Jokes

O Christmas Tree

One fellow was out buying a fake Christmas tree. The shop attendant asked him, "Are you going to put that tree up yourself?"
The fellow replied, "Don't be disgusting! I'm going to put it in the living room!"

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What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

Balls are there just for decoration...

My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes

He identifies as a douglas furry

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