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O'neal Jokes

Did you hear that Shaquille O'Neal asked Afghanistan to name their tallest mountain after him?

They said Noshaq.

TIL the band, the B52's, are huge Shaquille O'Neal fans.

It turns out they love Shaq

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What do Shaquille O'Neal and a Japanese restaurant have in common?

Kobe beef

People from Boston will never forget that Shaquille O'Neal is hosting Shark Week this year.

They love Shaq Week.

Dennis Rodman earns himself a cameo in Kazaam 2.

Knowing full well that this would be a large production, he decided to arrive on set well before his scheduled scene was meant to be filmed. Even with his prudent planning, when he drove onto the lot, there was only one spot left and so he took it. As soon he stepped out his vehicle however, he was ...

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Best weight loss In town!

A new fitness center was advertising around the city with their fool-proof method of losing a substantial amount of weight in under an hour!

Tom was an out of shape guy that wanted to lose weight badly, but was skeptical about this new spot.

After hearing many of his friends and colle...

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I wrote this one yesterday. Hopefully it's worth the read...

It was 1987 and Mr O'Neal had been working in his tailor shop for little creatures solidly, all year!

*ting-ting-ting-ting-tinnng... ting* The door jingles open and in hops a flea.

He approaches the tailor and says, "The big dance is tonight. I need the finest suit in your store".
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