How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?
Piece of cake.
Donald Trump loses the election and suffers a nervous breakdown.
After he recovers, he buys a farm and starts to raise animals to relax.
Rosie O'Donnell decides to go visit him. She arrives at the farm and sees the Donald walking a sheep on a leash. Donald walks up to her and says, "I'd like to introduce you to this pig."
Rosie says, "That's not...
Survivor: Texas Edition
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas Edition".
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas then drive a circuit to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilen...
Father Thomas, having just graduated from seminary school in Kansas, was assigned to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in NYC.
When he arrived, he was greeted by the Mother Superior, who told him that Reverend O'Donnell was out, and suggested that Thomas take a walk around NYC to see the sights.
As he’s walking down the street, a scantily-clad young woman walks up to him and says, “$25 for a quickie, Father”. Being ...
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