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toe curl

A virgin is finally getting his groove on with a willing young lady for the first time. Afterwards he's got a few questions about the experience and has to ask, What's the deal with your toes curling up every time I put my dick in you. Well she responded, you were so eager to get it on you didn't gi...

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Long - The new ranch hand

An attractive, middle-aged farm wife suddenly finds herself widowed. She doesn't want to give up the farm, so she puts out an ad for a Ranch hand.

A strapping young man applies and is quickly hired. She is still grieving, and so she keeps her distance from him, out of respect for her deceased...

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