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Nursery Teacher Jokes

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A little boy tells his nursery teacher that he found a dead cat

'How did you know that it was dead?' Asked the teacher

'Because i pissed in its ear & it didn't move' Said the boy

'You did what?!?' Shrieks the teacher

'You know' Explains the boy, 'I lent over and went Pssst & it didn't move"

A toddler asks his nursery teacher

"Teacher teacher, how much did you study to be my teacher?"

The teacher replies: "I studied B.A."

Toddler: "What!! Only 2 alphabets and they are not even in the right order!!"

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