A woman had five dogs. Her husband was sick of all the dogs.
He went away on a business trip, but before he left he put his foot down. No more dogs!
But the woman couldn't control herself when she saw a dog she just had to have.
"Well," she thought, "I'll just call him up and pretend I'm confessing to some infidelity or something. He'll be so re...
One afternoon at the paddle boat hire hut...
"Come in number nine. Your time is up."
"Umm...we only have eight paddle boats."
"Number six? Are you experiencing difficulties?"
A tourist drives along the shore of the Dead Sea and spots a fisherman casting his fishing rod into the water.
The tourist, surprised, stops and explains to the fisherman that no fish can live in the Dead Sea.
The fisherman said “Yes, some do. For $10, you may sit next to me and I will show you.”
The curious tourist paid the $10 and waited patiently. After an hour, the tourist said: “hey, whe...
A group of prisoners pass the time telling jokes to each other.
Unfortunately their repertoire is limited and they soon know them all by heart; indeed they even start referring to their jokes by number. One prisoner says: "Do you remember number thirteen?" And everyone chuckles. Another says, "That reminds me of joke number six!" Again everyone laughs. "Or numbe...
Joe goes down to the docks...(long)
... to look for a job. He sees three old sailors sitting on a bench in front of a large ship, having a conversation. As Joe walks past to them, he hears what they're saying. - Number four! says the first sailor, and the other two starts to laugh. - Number six! says the second one with a giggle...
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