Number 8 Jokes - 12 Hilarious Number 8 Jokes

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The number 8 walks into a therapists office

The number 8 walks into a therapists office and says to the doctor I won’t lie down otherwise we will be here forever

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

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My laziness is like the number 8.

Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.

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Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven?

When it dies it becomes immortal.

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Number 6 compares himself to number 8.

They're pretty even.

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Warning - Never push the number 8 over;

The ramifications can go on forever

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What happened when the number 8 got drunk?

He fell over and had delusions of grandeur.

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I have a French friend who is allergic to the number 8.

He's huit intolerant.

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17 Signs You're an Incredulous Skeptic...

you won't believe number 8!

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Paddy’s Suggestion

Paddy and Mick are blind drunk and going home from a night out and realize that they don’t have enough money for a taxi so they decide to go to the Bus Depot and steal a bus. … Mick breaks into the depot as Paddy stands as a lookout. …

After a while, Paddy decides to see what is keeping Mi...

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

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A wealthy businessman lives in Los Angeles.

One day, as he's working, he hears a voice in his head that says, "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."

He thinks it's a little odd, but shrugs it off and continues working. A few days later, the voice returns. "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."

He shrugs it ...

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