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Number 8 Jokes

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The number 8 walks into a therapists office

The number 8 walks into a therapists office and says to the doctor I won’t lie down otherwise we will be here forever

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

My laziness is like the number 8.

Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.

Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven?

When it dies it becomes immortal.

∞

Number 6 compares himself to number 8.

They're pretty even.

Warning - Never push the number 8 over;

The ramifications can go on forever

What happened when the number 8 got drunk?

He fell over and had delusions of grandeur.

I have a French friend who is allergic to the number 8.

He's huit intolerant.

17 Signs You're an Incredulous Skeptic...

you won't believe number 8!

Paddy’s Suggestion

Paddy and Mick are blind drunk and going home from a night out and realize that they don’t have enough money for a taxi so they decide to go to the Bus Depot and steal a bus. … Mick breaks into the depot as Paddy stands as a lookout. …

After a while, Paddy decides to see what is keeping Mi...

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

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A wealthy businessman lives in Los Angeles.

One day, as he's working, he hears a voice in his head that says, "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."

He thinks it's a little odd, but shrugs it off and continues working. A few days later, the voice returns. "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."

He shrugs it ...

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