I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10
Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now.
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Little Johnnie is in the living room playing with his train set…
when his mom overheard him in the kitchen yelling “alright you sonsabitches! Everyone headed westbound to Memphis, get your asses to platform number 9! And for all you motherfuckers going eastbound to Raleigh, head your big asses to platform number 10!”
Mom comes in fuming…
“JOHNNIE!! ...
What does a binary person do on the toilet?
A number 1 or a number 10
The mental institution just got a new shrink...
...and on his first day he is shown around the hospital and introduced to the staff and patients.
As he comes to the activity room, there is a group of patients sitting in a circle facing one another. One of them says: "Number 31!" And the others start laughing. He notices that one of the pat...
Two old women were driving down the freeway...
at 10 miles per hour, eventually the police came and pulled them over. Once the officer got up to their window he asked "Miss are you aware that you are traveling at 10 mph on the freeway?"
"Why yes officer that is the speed limit after all."
The officer was taken back from her statem...
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