My favourite joke: Now Hiring

A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."



The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and deci...

Facebook is now hiring!

No need to apply, we already have all of your details.

All these people posting about invading Area 51..

All they need to do is change the “restricted area” signs to “now hiring” and “now recruiting” and it’ll lower the numbers by at least half.

I was walking past a Buddhist monastery...

...and a monk was standing outside holding a big sign that read, "Now hiring new monks". I went up and asked him how to apply. He pointed to his chest and said, "Apply within."

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