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A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roo...

I have a fondness for "technically true" jokes, like these:

Did you know that the average person has an above-average number of legs? After all, most people have two legs, while a few have none.


Did you know that if you shuffle a deck of cards, the resulting order has likely never existed before in the history of the universe?



Eve...

Ever notice how horror movies are the only ones you try to ruin?

No one ever consoles their girlfriend during an action movie and says "relax, this will never happen. It isn't real."

You ever notice how a lot of girls will trail off instead of finishing a sentence?

It’s because they only get one period per month.

You ever notice how Long John Silvers employees care more about themselves than the actual customers?

It must be because they all sell fish.

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Ever notice how strippers' last names are always things they can't afford?

Like Katie Diamond, or Sugar Health-Insurance

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