Noticably Jokes

They'd been engaged for a year and instead of getting married in their village they decided to have a spontaneous marriage in Las Vegas. So they flew there one night, found a cute little chapel and said their vows. As they were leaving a man walks up to them. He said "we like to offer newly wed coup... read more

A man and his wife are making the long drive back to their rural farm late one wintry evening. While still some distance from home, a mother skunk and her kit dart in front of the car, and unfortunately, the mother skunk is killed instantly. The wife insists that her husband stop the car, which he d... read more

...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine.

The store owner looks puzzled at the giraffe; "Uh, we don't serve pizza slices here-"

"Then a burger or something, I don't care," the giraffe interrupts.

"We don't sell that either, we-"

Again, the giraffe inte... read more