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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?

I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7...

It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.

I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7.

It was mind-blowing.

You guys remember the note 7?

I mean, I get that Samsung wanted to blow away the competition, but I didn't think they would take it seriously.

Samsungs Galaxy Note 7 is really cost effective

You get alot of bang for your buck.

So I bought a Galaxy Note 7 today..

This phone is the bomb

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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My new mixtape coming out is called Note 7

Because this shit is on fire

So I got the new Note 7

and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi

Whenever I game on my Note 7

I always have such a blast

Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.

His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.

Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song,...

You know what Trump and the Note 7 have in common?

You know it will blow up, just not when.

It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7...

but at least they went out with a bang.

When your grandpa throws a nokia and knock you out, but you throw a note 7 and it explodes.

The future is now old man

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Riffing off u/Mc237269's joke: What do Donald Trump & the Galaxy Note 7 have in common?

Push any button then watch the explosion.

I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time.

Boy did that blow up in my face.

Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :(

Talk about explosive diarrhea.

What’s the easiest way to sneak a bomb onto a plane?

Buy a galaxy note 7

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything....

But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight

The Galaxy Note 7

The invention of the broom may have swept the nation...

... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire

The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...

I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

I love this time of the year...

when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7

Jafar

my name is jafar

i come from afar

there's a Note 7 in my car

allahu akbar

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

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I'm suing samsung.

I bought a Fucking Note 7 for my wife and it stil didn't explode.

I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page

If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up

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