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Not Working Out Jokes

This quarantine thing is not working out.

My wife and I are becoming friends and I almost told her about my girlfriend.

[At a restaurant] Her: It’s not working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.

Me: Oh, ok. And for the main course?

I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show up..

I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.

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Things are not working out with my math teacher girlfriend but she is really good at sex.

I don't know whether to eighty-six her or sixty-nine her.

Putin is working in his office planning the Ukraine war, when the ghost of Stalin suddenly appears.

Putin takes the opportunity to seek advice: “Stalin, what happened? why are things not working out for us?” Stalin gives him the advice: “Send 5 million Russians to their deaths at war, and paint the Kremlin blue.” “Why blue?” asks Vladimir Putin.

“I knew you wouldn’t have a problem with ...

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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer...

Me; "Okay, this is not working out."

I broke up with my gym.

We were just not working out.

I'm trying to write this pun about yoga

But it's just not working out

Ya I know it's a stretch

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