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Not Talking Jokes

My girlfriend is not talking to me because of my obsession with Björk.

Its oh so quiet.

My girlfriend in not talking to me anymore as she believes that I slept with her younger sister

But I swear I never slept that night

Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over.

Me: This relationship is what? Over.

What's the difference between going to the movies and sitting in a dark room not talking for two hours?

about 12 bucks

If women ruled the world there would be no war

Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense. it could be almost cut with the barber's knife.

Donald's hair gets fi...

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...

She's still not talking to me :(

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My wife asked me to pass.......

her lip balm, instead, I gave her Super Glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.

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A ventriloquist at a comedy show is telling blonde jokes...

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the crowd stands up.

"I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women like this? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you that keep women like me from being res...

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