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Not Me Jokes

Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me.

If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too.

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My buddy said the corner bar is having a special…

For $2.99 you get dinner, drinks and then you go in the back and get laid.
Wait one damn minute I said… you went to the corner bar and had dinner, drinks and sex for $2.99??? Well he said, not me personally… but my sister did.

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