I think a lot of linux package handling systems are not good enough for the task.
But the one with Ubuntu is apt.
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A man goes to the unemployment office to complain about there phone service "It's just not good enough, i called all day yesturday and nobody answered"...
"What number did you call ?" The lady behind the front desk asks "08001730" the man says. "That's our opening and closing times' she replies..
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Russian all end up in hell. The Frenchman begs to make one last call home to see how his family is coping. The devil says fine, it’ll cost you an extra thousand years in the flames. The Frenchman agrees, and tearfully listens to his wife doing his brother.
The Italian begs to call home to see how his daughters are doing. That’ll be an extra thousand years in the flaming pit, says the devil. So be it, says the Italian, and weeps as he listens to his children selling the farm.
Now I want to call home, says the Russian, and grabs the receiv...
A man walks into a bar…
He goes up to the counter and bets the bartender free drinks all night if he can prove his dog can talk, to which the bartender agrees.
The man asks the dog, "What is on top of a house?"
"Roof!" says the dog.
Not good enough according to the bartender so the man tries again. ...
If Historical figures only had a Jewish Mother...
MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write."
MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "A ceiling you paint? No...
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