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Not Feeling Good Jokes

After a few weeks of not feeling good, a man and his wife decided to go see a doctor.

During the conversation where the doctor was trying to find out what was wrong, he decided that the man should have a blood test

Wait, the wife said, isn't that really expensive, because we don't have that much money

No, the doctor said, healthcare is free in Canada

After a week...

Contrary to your body not feeling good while you are sick, your nose must feel the best ever.

Because it keeps on running.

A moth goes into a pediatrist's office. (Norm)

The pediatrist says to the moth "what's the problem?"

"Where do I begin? I go to work for Kareem Benbouda and all day long I work. Honestly doc idek what i'm doing anymore I don't think even Kareem Benbouda knows. He only knows he has power over me and that seems to bring him happiness. I wak...

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A wife's empathy...

I come home stressed after a long day at work. My wife says, "Honey, I don't like it when you're not feeling good. When you're stressed it stresses me out, when you're anxious I'm anxious, when you're sad it makes me sad. Whatever you're feelings are I feel them too."

So I said, "Then how com...

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