A man decides to treat himself one day and buys a ticket to the Superbowl.
He bought the ticket the day of and got a seat in the nosebleeds. He arrived a little late to the game and as he was entering the stadium he noticed a man with an empty seat right behind his teams bench. Ever the opportunist he walks over and asks the man if the seat's taken.
"It isn't actual...
At 31 years old, I decided to grow up, kick a bad habit and stopped biting my nails.
The nosebleeds are getting annoying, though.