You heard what the Norse God of Thunder said to the girl after the orgy?
He said, “Hi, I’m Thor.”
She replied, “You’re thor? I’m tho thor I could hardly pith.”
NORSE GOD OF THUNDER: "I'm Thor!"
NORSE HORSE WITH A LISP: "That'th becauthe you forgot your thaddle, thilly."
NORSE GOD OF THUNDER: "Oh you."
What did they call Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books?
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I never expected the Norse god of mischief be such a extravagant dresser.
I had always heard he was real Loki.
How does the Norse God of mischief like to celebrate his birthday?
He likes to keep it low-key
Why did Loki, Norse God of Trickery and Mischief, turn into a train?
I asked around and, well, no one really understands his Loki-motives.
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Ever have sex with a girl only to realize they're completely insane?
For example, last week I hooked up with this cute red-head . She was smart, sexy, bit of a lisp. Everything seemed normal, but the second we got finished she started going on about how she was the Norse god of thunder.
In olden days,
when the gods were wont to take on human form and tarry with mortals, the Norse god of thunder, he of the hammer Mjölnir, espied a comely young Norsewoman and betook him to her bed. Being a god, he was able to "bring her to Valhalla" seven times over the course of the evening.
In the morning,...
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