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Noice Jokes

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A man shows off his appartment to his friends

After a night of drinking a man shows off his new appartment to his friends. In the bedroom they spot a giant gong. What's that gong for? They ask. That's not a gong he says, that's a talking clock. Yeah right, the friends say, show us how it works then. So the man smashes it as hard as he can and t...

How was that party without any ice?

It was noice.

Waiter: "Sorry Sir, we don't have any frozen water."

Me: "Noice."

After six months of winter all the snow finally melted.

Noice

What do you get with water at 69 degrees?

Noice

My own joke

Eu has a big chance that the covid-19 will spread, britain happy noices.

What did the dad say when he couldn't find any ice in the fridge?

Noice!

What do Minnesotans say when they wake up and deal with no ice that day

Noice

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