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Nobility Of Jokes

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I just finished a book on the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan

Would you like me to samurais it for you?

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The Fish Princess and the Commoner Crab

Once upon a time, in the undersea kingdom, there lived a fish princess. This fish princess had fallen in love with a peasant crab.

When her father, the fish king, found out about their affair he forbade her to ever see him again. When she asked him why he replied "No daughter of mine will co...

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