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No Taste Jokes

The trick to swallowing is to shove it all the way in your throat since there are no taste buds back there.

My mother's cooking is terrible.

Apparently one of the side effects of coronavirus is no taste...

Thoughts go out to all the Nickelback fans out there

Ever notice that regular glass has pretty much no taste -

but broken glass tastes like blood?

Yo mama might have covid.

She has no taste, nobody wants to be around her, and she really should put on a mask.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."

I don't like people with COVID...

...they have no taste.

Why do antimaskers love Bored Ape NFTs?

Because people with COVID have no taste.

Sometimes I Think

Sometimes I think my sister contracted Covid before it was a thing, because she has no taste in men.

Whoever doesn't like 80's music needs a Covid Test...

because the symptoms are they have no taste.

My Girlfriend And I Went Online Shopping For Clothes While I Had Covid

She says I have no taste

Anyone who subscribes to r/Jokes should be tested for Coronavirus

One of the symptoms of the disease is having no taste.

Do you have Covid?

Oh, because clearly you have no taste.

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What's The Difference Between Donald Trump & a Bag of Cheetos?

One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that's pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste.

The other is a corn-based snack food.

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