The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now enjoy it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives of...
Why did a Christian go to church without wearing shoes?
Because it has no soul
Why can’t a ginger mary someone
Because he’s got no soul mate
Why doesn't Ed Sheeran sing the blues?
He has no soul.
Probably too soon to update this, but here goes anyway. . .
Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.
Two racehorses and a dog are in the stable on the night before the big race.
The old horse says, “Kid, I have a favor to ask. Tomorrow’s the last race of my career. If I win, they’ll have a big parade in my honor and put me in a nice pasture for the rest of my life. If I lose, they’ll send me to the glue factory. Now, I’m still a pretty good racer, but I think we both know t...
Why can't Gingers play jazz?
Because they have no soul.
A redhead had her Kia stolen...
...Now the ginger has no Soul
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