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No Nose Jokes

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful!

This is a really dumb joke but here it is. What do you call a person with no body and no nose

Nobody knows


Yeah this a really dumb joke plus I'm not that funny IK

My uncle had a goat with no nose.

It smelled terrible.

woke up this morning, changed a light bulb, crossed the road (with a chicken) walked into a bar, went knock, knock and then found out that my dogs got no nose.

I thought, my lifes just one big joke.

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What do you call a duck without a nose?

A duck. They don’t have noses. They have beaks.

What do you call a dog without a nose?




Whatever his name is. Don’t be a jerk and call him names because he has no nose.

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