It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Johnny Fuchauer." (F\*ck-hour) So she said, "There'll be none of that kind of thin...
Two Irishmen on Holiday
Two Irish farmhands, Mick and Paddy, got a holiday so they decided to go to Dublin. Lacking a vehicle they had no choice but to walk so down the road they went. Well, wouldn't ya know, after only a short while, Paddy stepped in a hole and sprained his ankle.
"Its too bad," says Mick. "Never m...
A cabbie and a priest are at the gates of Heaven...
St. Peter invites the cabbie and the priest into his golf cart, to show them to their new residences. Although the cab driver had spent his life speeding, drinking and scamming, he was dropped off at a beautiful lakefront mansion.
Seeing this, the priest thought to himself: "if that's where ...
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