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What did the cow with no lips say?

Oooo

(From my 8 y/o) What goes “Oooooooooooooooo”

A cow with no lips!



Edit: Silver! Thanks, my son will be stoked! After I explain to him what that even is 🤣

And Gold! You guys rock, he’ll love it!

Platinum!?! Wow 👌🏼💪🏼

What goes oooooooooooo!!?

A cow with no lips.

My five-year-old granddaughter told me that this morning.

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Kiss

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip pri...

What's black and white and goes "Oooooo"?

A cow with no lips.



(Credit goes to my 8-yr-old.)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I think a girl just said she got a word tattooed on her pussy

But I'm no lip reader

What has 4 legs and goes AAaaah?

A sheep with no lips

Mary Poppins Decided To Grow Some Vegetables

Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables. When she picks her crop in the autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions, and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat.

She picks them, cooks some for Sunday lunch in a cheese sauce, and they taste wonderful.

After ...

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