Now that r/funny is going dark we now know for sure...
that this is no laughing matter!
Using the new James Webb telescope, scientists recently discovered an enormous object in deep space that shares nearly identical chemical composition as humor in the human brain.
Ultimately it was determined to be no laughing matter
I love German humor
It's no laughing matter.
I took my first attempt at stand up very seriously.
It was no laughing matter.
The local priest is tired of people telling him they cheated in confession
One Sunday near the end of mass he tells his congregation that he doesn’t like hearing people are cheating. He tells the church from now on refer to cheating as “slipping” in confession.
This goes on all spring and summer and when winter comes around the priest decided to retire. He forgot to...
Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor.
Me : You've got to br kidding. Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
Death of a clown
Two cannibals came to his funeral. One tried to chew off a piece, and he said that it tasted funny. The other man just stared and remarked, “this is no laughing matter.”
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An old Jewish man dies and goes to haven
An angel informs him that all those who lived a long and virtuous life and still believe in the creator get an audience with the Heavenly Father himself. The man proudly says “I do” and he gets to meet God for 5 minutes.
He does not want to God to hear the same tired questions that he is sur...
Three atoms, hydrogen, helium, and oxygen walk into a bar.
They go up to the bartender, Germanium, and start to order their drinks, but soon realise they are short on cash.
Hydrogen says to Germanium, "Hey man, we've had a long week, bonding is hard. If we can make you laugh, can we drink for free tonight?"
Germanium thinks about it for a min...
Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke?
It was no laughing matter...
A clown and an antimatter clown annihilate each other.
No laughing matter...
Scientists in Germany Have Discovered a New Particle That Can Only Exist By Absorbing Joy
It's no laughing matter
Why are atoms so serious?
Because they're no laughing matter.
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